"a thousand soldiers dead in the candy wars. blood sugar syrup litters the gumdrop prairie."
"But did they drink it"
"eventually we had to. its all we had"
"Peepee poopoo"
"Poo"
"Wee"
"Yo that fish could swallow me whole"
"How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb"
"Would you rather have toes for fingers or let me suck them"
"Shut up freak"
"Boooooo"
"*distant mushroom cloud*"
"why the or"
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"*perfect 35Ā° left eyebrow* wsg huzz hit up the dms"
"1 trillion puppies"
"I have 1,000,000,000,001 puppies"
"dead, all of them dead. one after the other. just ground into mealy pulp. its so red. its only ever been red"
"i made a tik tok today"
"Did you twerk"
"dont go to piss city and complain about the stink"
"this ones fire"
"Fire"
"Me in new delhi lowk"
"Guys you know you can click on posts to reply to them right"
"unclear :3"
"looking into this...."
"Checking torbait dot com on the toilet rn"
"The freaknd is if abel from the weeknd didnt sing aboit sex like a massive virg"
"thank you PeskyClown, u win free tickets to my next world tour."
"omg thank u so much stAbel!!"
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"This looks like a terrorist attack on my phone"
"I'll see you next sunday, dont forget next super sunday, bank holiday sunday. Catch you in Rumbaaa."
"You have collected the following items but they have not been returned and are now overdue. Please return these to the tech office (ALG26).
Please do not ignore this email. Failure to return overdue loans will result in an automatic ban from City University loan and recording facilities. You will also be asked to replace the missing item, as per the loan conditions."
"is this actually a thing or like"
"Yes"
"I find it so funny when little dogs start beefing on site. Like sweet little teddy bear 1 is crashing out in a cafe because sweet little teddy bear 2 walked in and he's cuter"
"THE TORBAIT DOT COM DEVELOPMENT TEAM THANKS YOU FOR ENJOYING VERSION 0.0.1! WE WILL NOW BE HARD PIVOTING TO A CS2 SKIN TRADING WEBSITE COME 0.0.2! WE WILL HAVE DRAGON LORE A-PLENTY SO STAY TUNED AND SAVE YOUR KEYS <3"
"ššš"
"kaytranada kinda mid I've decided"
"2/10 rage bait"
"not rage bait, NLE Choppa better"
"ok kayo coco pack it up"
"the circus has gained its elephant with a hat"
"Step right up š„"
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"what on earth"